Golden TicketOk I got a sorta funny story..Few days ago I'm at a gas station...I'm next in line,and a insanely gorgeous young lady gets behind me..I tell her to go ahead cause she a female..And yes I still would of done that if she looked, bless her heart,like a "sea donkey"..But I also knew it was gonna be the proper way to check her out without being to creepy..Anyway she says go ahead cause I'm gonna be a minute I'm buying scratch offs..as she kinda steps up beside me to look at the selection under the glass on the counter..I open my wallet a quarter falls out and I set my wallet down open on the counter..I quickly snag my quarter pay and turn tell her good luck and start towards the pumps..I couldn't help but notice she's looking at me with a definite different sarıyer escort smile than the polite one she was sporting a min ago..anyway I'm at a far pump.im almost there and I kinda feel someone coming up behind I turn and it's her.. she's like "this may seem weird, but what are you doing like after you get gas?" I'm kinda stupified cause women don't normally come up and speak to me especially beautiful ones built for shaggin.." I smiled and said well honestly Im gonna to go home kick back and smoke a bowl and chill.."she replies fuckin a can I come smoke with ya?" I'm like almost speechless but manage a" sure". Cool I just follow you.. my cars just right there wait for k? As she kinda esenyurt escort squeezes my forearm as she spins and trots to her ride. I hop in and I'm like sorta in shock not sure reality is real... Ok this is turning into a novel so I'll try to wrap it up.. so we get to the house and after the first bowl she reaches over starts undoing my belt..And she sucked ND fucked me like a gold medalist if they gave gold medals for shaggin..so we're laying there and she was like oh I needed that..I I said what to be fucked? I wouldn't say you got fucked by my standards cause you did most of the fuckin..she smiles and says no I need a nice big cock and all I've encountered in my last few dates we penises and weiners..I grin and then avrupa yakası escort it hits me..im like wait a sec there's no way you could tell how big my cock was just by the couple of seconds in the store.. She said well when you opened your wallet and laid it on counter to pick up something I could see the gold magnum condom in the clear I.d pocket in your wallet...And as you walked out a all I could hear in my head was the song from Willy Wonka..."I've got a golden ticket" except I heard "He's got a golden ticket, he's got a golden ticket " And the guy behind the counter said back for more scratchers? And I told him fuck lottery tickets he's got a golden ticket..and i ran after ya cause that was my golden ticket you just didn't know it yet!" I laughed and said you know this ain't my first rodeo but it is the first time I've ever been "Slugworthed"...We both laughed hysterically..And then I did some fuckin of my own... Well now two things are happening she's come over every day after she gets off work and I can't watch Willy Wonka the old school version without a raging hard-on.